Not the Three Stooges XXX Sells Out (Hollywood, CA)  The porn parody Not the Three Stooges XXX has sold out of the initial DVD replication run prompting Will Ryder Productions to schedule a second delivery to the Pulse Distribution warehouse.

“They did not expect this so fast,” stated the movie’s director Will Ryder who then added, “But I did.”

Speculation is that the legal battle which was reported on by the national media between the license holders of the actual Three Stooges and the porn company might have played into some of the impressive early wholesale orders but Ryder dismisses that notion.

“I just think America is ready to laugh and that’s what good parodies have the ability to do,” he said before boarding a sold-out Amtrak train to Sea World in San Diego.

The legal wrangling continues and the movie’s PG rated movie trailer still has not been allowed to be uploaded to YouTube by the attorneys.

“This has been a very interesting movie release because so far we have yet to execute some of the normal marketing things we are used to doing plus we can’t forecast the legal future.  There is no crystal ball and that might be why we sold out so fast because we didn’t replicate a massive Brady Bunch XXX sized initial order of DVDs so I kind of figured we’d sell out but to do so in only three days is quite spectacular.”      

What makes this movie so remarkable is that it is set back in 1937.  In true parody fashion, the storyline harkens back to the days of the Columbia Pictures famous shorts that played in movie theaters well before World War II.  The boys are unemployed so their girlfriends refuse to have sex with them until they find jobs. Desperately horny, they try anything to find work and end up in wild sexual situations with gorgeous girls.  The climax is a spectacular 10 person sex orgy that will make you wish you were a numskull. Not the Three Stooges XXX delivers equal doses of comedy and sex in a parody package that is nearly four hours long including the movie in living color, extensive behind-the-scenes footage, cast interviews and both black & white and color versions of the story. 

Not the Three Stooges XXX stars Mandy Armani, Danica Dillon, Bailey Blue, Callie Cyprus, Cassandra Cruz and Britney Young as the beautiful girls having wild sex. Anthony Rosano plays Moe, James Bartholet as Curly and Evan Stone as Larry deliver award-worthy performances.  Dick Chibbles is the cop, Thomas Ward the black butler, Chad Diamond the estate owner, Eric Swiss the art professor, and Chris Charming completes a stellar cast playing the hair stylist.  The movie is directed by director-of-the Year Will Ryder and is a parody.

"Not the Three Stooges XXX" is a parody!  "The Three Stooges" is a trademark of C3 Entertainment. Columbia Pictures, Twentieth Century Fox, C3, their producers, writers or assignees are in no way affiliated with this parody. The trademarks featured or referred to within ‘Not the Three Stooges XXX’ are property of the trademark holders. These trademarks holders are not affiliated with Will Ryder Productions & do not authorize, sponsor or endorse the "Not the Three Stooges XXX" parody.

This is the most talked about adult movie nationwide. 

For wholesale DVD sales contact Robert Plarski Executive VP of Sales Pulse Distribution (818 435-1605)
818 435-1602  fax  robert@pulsedistribution.com

(Hollywood, CA) A porn parody of The Three Stooges is ruffling feathers nationwide as the movie trailer for Not the Three Stooges XXX has been temporarily banned by lawyers. 

“I’ve never seen anything like this before in my eleven years in the adult entertainment business,” stated the movie’s director Will Ryder referring to a war-of-words between his own legal advisors and the company that owns the licensing rights for the actual Three Stooges.  Ryder seemed relaxed as he bit into a ham and cheese sandwich at Panera Bread in Studio City, California.

What is at stake could cut to the core of free speech so with that added responsibility and pressure, Will Ryder Productions has continued on with the business of releasing the parody movie via Pulse Distribution today.

"Will's conceptualization of the Three Stooges is dead on and without question falls within the definition of what a true parody is and should be,” stated attorney Michael Fattorosi.

“James Bartholet nails Curly and thankfully nothing else in this movie but for now the trailer is off limits for public viewing.”

Exactly why the trailer is being banned by the attorneys is unknown to Will Ryder but there is a volley of legal activity between the two camps. 

“This entire situation is quite exciting”, stated Robert Plarksi, the executive vice president of sales at Pulse Distribution who has been assigned the task of selling this movie. 

“We knew it would be a hot topic of conversation but to see it on shows like TMZ and talked about in such an unlikely place as the Hollywood Reporter is amazing but I really wish I had that movie trailer right now to show my customers online but the orders are coming in pretty darn good.” 

The Hollywood Reporter story can be read here  http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/thr-esq/three-stooges-porn-parody-314151

The movie’s first non-sex trailer was set to go up on YouTube a while ago but has been restricted by the lawyers for undisclosed reasons.  Ryder is anxious to hopefully get the green-light to show the movie trailer because he knows that porn fans want to see it.    

In true parody fashion, the storyline harkens back to the days of the Columbia Pictures famous shorts that played in movie theaters back in the late 1930s.  The boys are unemployed so their girlfriends refuse to have sex with them until they find jobs. Desperately horny, they try anything to find work and end up in wild sexual situations with gorgeous girls.  With smoking hot sex scenes including a 10 person sex orgy, Not the Three Stooges XXX delivers equal doses of comedy and sex in a parody package. 

Not the Three Stooges XXX stars Mandy Armani, Danica Dillon, Bailey Blue, Callie Cyprus, Cassandra Cruz and Britney Young as the beautiful girls having wild sex. Anthony Rosano plays Moe, James Bartholet as Curly and Evan Stone as Larry deliver award-worthy performances.  Dick Chibbles is the cop, Thomas Ward the black butler, Chad Diamond the estate owner, Eric Swiss the art professor, and Chris Charming completes a stellar cast playing the hair stylist.  The movie is directed by AVN Director of the Year Will Ryder and is a parody.

"Not the Three Stooges XXX" is a parody!  "The Three Stooges" is a trademark of C3 Entertainment. Columbia Pictures, Twentieth Century Fox, C3, their producers, writers or assignees are in no way affiliated with this parody. The trademarks featured or referred to within ‘Not the Three Stooges XXX’ are property of the trademark holders. These trademarks holders are not affiliated with Will Ryder Productions & do not authorize, sponsor or endorse the "Not the Three Stooges XXX" parody.

This could be the porn movie-of-the-year for a number of incredible reasons. 

For wholesale DVD sales of this porn parody contact:
Robert Plarski Executive VP of Sales Pulse Distribution (818 435-1605) 
818 435-1602  fax  robert@pulsedistribution.com

(Hollywood, CA) TMZ has weighed in on the Three Stooges porn parody legal battle between Will Ryder Productions and the Three Stooges license holders with a story that appeared today on www.tmz.com  The article can be found at http://www.tmz.com/2012/04/17/three-stooges-porn-parody-threatened/

It seems that C3 Entertainment, the company that owns the licensing rights to The Three Stooges comedy team is furious that adult movie director Will Ryder is releasing a porn parody called Not the Three Stooges XXX which will hit stores next week and is threatening a heavy lawsuit that could alter the landscape of parody nationwide.  Legal analysts including the law department from NBC Television are weighing in and requesting copies of the movie for review.

“We are very concerned since we tend to do a lot of parody skits on SNL and are keeping one eye on this situation because it could severely alter what we do here at NBC,” stated attorney Don Middlesex who is a graduate of the Columbia School of Law and is also the senior law advisor for Alec Baldwin and Tina Fey.    

Attorney Michael Fattorosi has been retained to represent Will Ryder Productions and sees firm precedent that his client is operating in full compliance within the law even though the other side is calling Ryder’s actions BS.    

“"We requested that they carefully review the cited cases and carefully consider their promised course of action. Any attempt by them to restrict my client’s protected First Amendment rights will be met with swift opposition by way of a motion under California Code of Civil Procedure Section 425.16, and if necessary a Motion for Summary Judgment in the Central District,” roared Fattorosi who is an Italian from New Jersey.

Harvard law professor Richard Holderbrook stated, “This will be an interesting case because the actors in not the stooges look awfully good especially Curly in the photo where Moe takes the table saw to Larry’s head but I think parody in this form is well protected and I can’t wait to see the movie.”

The implications of this potential suit reach far and wide especially with the mainstream Three Stooges movie in theaters nationwide and many in porn valley are looking closely at the evolving situation but one producer is not concerned.
  
“We don’t do parodies, we only do real porn,” stated Jules Jordan who has avoided parodies but not lawsuits.

“I’ve never had so many requests for DVDs and our sales orders are growing each day,” Ryder said from his office at Hollywood & Vine. 

Peter Farrelly of the famous Farrelly Brothers duo that includes his brother Bobby was basking in the glow of an impressive opening week at the box office for the 20th Century Fox release The Three Stooges when he was informed of the porn parody.

“I hope they sue the pants off of those perverts.  I’m sure the girls’ pants will be off even without a lawsuit.”

"Not the Three Stooges XXX" is a parody!  "The Three Stooges" is a trademark of C3 Entertainment. Columbia Pictures, Twentieth Century Fox, C3, their producers, writers or assignees are in no way affiliated with this parody. The trademarks featured or referred to within ‘Not the Three Stooges XXX’ are property of the trademark holders. These trademarks holders are not affiliated with Will Ryder Productions & do not authorize, sponsor or endorse the "Not the Three Stooges XXX" parody.

“Come on now, would the real Three Stooges be out of work and have a ten person sex orgy?  Of course not,” Ryder concluded. 

The spoof stars Mandy Armani, Danica Dillon, Bailey Blue, Callie Cyprus, Cassandra Cruz and Britney Young as the beautiful girls having wild sex. Anthony Rosano plays Moe, James Bartholet as Curly and Evan Stone as Larry deliver award-worthy performances.  Dick Chibbles is the cop, Thomas Ward the black butler, Chad Diamond the estate owner, Eric Swiss the art professor, and Chris Charming completes a stellar cast playing the hair stylist.  The movie is directed by AVN Director of the Year Will Ryder.

For wholesale DVD sales of this porn parody contact:
Robert Plarski Executive VP of Sales Pulse Distribution (818 435-1605) 
818 435-1602  fax  robert@pulsedistribution.com

(Hollywood, CA) With the DVD release of Not the Three Stooges coming soon, adult movie director Will Ryder has finally unveiled some of the key artwork that will accompany his brand new parody.  Set in the late 1930s, the two hour movie is a classic parody of the popular comedy act The Three Stooges and early indications are that this might be the veteran director’s funniest movie.  The Will Ryder produced and directed movie will be distributed by Pulse Distribution.  

The movie is offered in classic 1930s black & white and also with an option for color giving fans the best of both worlds but Ryder prefers the old-school look of black & white.

“There’s just something extra special when you watch this in black and white so we give fans a choice,” Ryder stated from his office high above the intersection of Hollywood & Vine in the heart of Hollywood. 

Fans of The Three Stooges will instantly fall in love with this hardcore porn parody which harkens back to the early days of cinema when Columbia Pictures ran short feature subjects in movie theaters nationwide.  Larry, Curly and Moe became famous then and continue to be popular today which makes them such fantastic targets of the award-winning parody eye of Will Ryder.

The movie is nearly two hours long and the DVD is almost 4 hours containing extensive behind-the-scenes footage, a blooper real and the black & white or color options. 

A 10 person sex orgy is the climax of this 2012 ‘best parody contender’ which packs sex and comedy into what will be a heavily award-nominated movie come adult industry awards season.

The spoof stars Mandy Armani, Danica Dillon, Bailey Blue, Callie Cyprus, Cassandra Cruz and Britney Young as the beautiful girls having wild sex. Anthony Rosano plays Moe, James Bartholet as Curly and Evan Stone as Larry deliver award-worthy performances.  Dick Chibbles is the cop, Thomas Ward the black butler, Chad Diamond the estate owner, Eric Swiss the art professor, and Chris Charming completes a stellar cast playing the hair stylist.

"Not the Three Stooges XXX" is a parody!  "The Three Stooges" is a trademark of C3 Entertainment. Columbia Pictures, Twentieth Century Fox, C3, their producers, writers or assignees are in no way affiliated with this parody. The trademarks featured or referred to within ‘Not the Three Stooges XXX’ are property of the trademark holders. These trademarks holders are not affiliated with Will Ryder Productions & do not authorize, sponsor or endorse the "Not the Three Stooges XXX" parody.

Not the Three Stooges XXX will be available in late April from Will Ryder Productions and distributed by Pulse Distribution.  Ask your favorite store or online seller to order it. 

For wholesale DVD sales contact Robert Plarski Executive VP of Sales Pulse Distribution (818 435-1605) 
818 435-1602  fax  robert@pulsedistribution.com